In the mid 1990's I was teaching Physical Education at Forster High School on the NSW Mid North Coast of Australia.
One of my bright year 10 students was a girl named Natalie Brown.
I really liked Natalie, who had a fantastic sense of humour. Unfortunately Natalie was not an overly enthusiastic participant in Physical Education and sporting activities. One day she was without a change of PE clothes so I challenged her to do something creative in lieu of participation.
She offered up a very creative essay which finished with this tongue in cheek poetic masterpiece which should be recorded for posterity.
I have certainly never forgotten it.
I am not sure where Natalie is these days but I am certain she has made a successful life for herself.